Ethical Debate Enthusiast Pillows

"Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you."

Ethics committee - 'All right - who stole my gavel?'

"No offence Jon, but..."

"My company sells armaments to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to charities back home!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Animal Testing Labs.

"That's a nasty skvint. I'm gonna haf to sterilise you." - Sven Behaving Badly

'Give me half of what you stole and I'll let you go.' The old bad-cop, good-cop routine

No-Kill Animal Shelter sits alongside Abortion Clinic.

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

"Moulting"

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'