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Department of Metaphysics.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

Elements

"Miss, does Amnesty International know about this?"

"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

"You got BA in hacking and an MA in international sabotage? You're just what we're looking for."

Missing: Since Time Began. . . The Missing Mass of the Universe - Have You Seen Me?

Question Mark

"Whay do they think about all day?"

Funky Facts: Spiders.

For reasons unknown, Jakes's evolutionary process suddenly did a hard reset.

"He's a different person online. I call it the Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Blog syndrome."

'Hey look at me! I'm attention seeking!'

"Ms. Burney, do we have anything on right and wrong?"

"She's a great secretary, but she's always knocking things off my desk."

Brain Ache.

Man and computer