Social Enigma Explorer T-Shirts

'Hey look at me! I'm attention seeking!'

Club Antisocial

Meet the Enemy

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Call me!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Auguste Comte

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'

Larry David

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

Shy Man at Party

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

"Uh-oh. Mechanics."

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

Silent Body Language

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

"You got BA in hacking and an MA in international sabotage? You're just what we're looking for."

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'Finley's working on the tax code.'

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

The secret society of 'prentice knights

Group therapy for the socially retarded.