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Auguste Comte

"This is where anthropology leaves off, and sociology begins."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Meet the Enemy

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Go ahead and dissect me

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Science and Coronavirus

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

Cures for Ye Plague