Societal Explorer T-Shirts

'We're playing traditional male and female societal roles..'

Club Antisocial

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Auguste Comte

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

The United States of Amazement

'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Take a pill so you won't be one.

Manspreading in Art

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'So, let's say I had a job, like you, and an education, a family, a nice place to live -- how much different would my life really be?'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

People want as much government as they deserve.

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

Native Headgear

Man with "end is near" sign is gone.

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

Man carring a child sees his silhoutte,which makes him look pregnant.

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

"Sometimes I think I'll never find hate."

I intended to be a bum, but family connections and inherited wealth got in the way.

"Where is everybody going?"

Khrushchev loves Sanders

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

'What the heck did I do wrong?'

"I understand the food is only fair and the recreational facilities somewhat limited, but there's a large Amy post nearby."