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First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

Cossack dancers

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Auguste Comte

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'

'Not...one...drop.'

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"I really like smart women."

Bad Hare Day

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

Menu

"O.K., maybe it's not as exciting as the old clubs, but I doubt that Giuliani will try to close it down."

Man carring a child sees his silhoutte,which makes him look pregnant.

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

'A little bird told me, and another little bird verified it.'

These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

Give that woman a Pink Squirrel! Give that man a black eye.

The Crowd at Epsom Derby

'Don't look now but I think we've wandered into a plie bar.'

'Look, we were really misled about how cool you were...Would you mind sitting at another table?'

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

We don't want to see your pull-down menu

'You could try changing your profile picture...'

"Here comes those birds you pulled last night, stout and bitter."