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They're mostly harmless

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Euthanasia Clinic

Alligator Bars

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Beer

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"To the lady in the harbor."

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

Busking Elephant

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

Bad Hare Day

"That is six feet."

"I really like smart women."

"Apparently, fifty is the new unemployed."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

Sadie hated Sunday lunchtimes.

Nah, He's not my stripe

'Yeah, well, my guy idolizes me so much that he collects my poop in a bag and takes it home with him.'

'I've seen you before and, right now, I'm hoping like crazy that it wasn't on a picture in the post office.'

Give that woman a Pink Squirrel! Give that man a black eye.

Friendly bank/Formal bank.

'Don't look now but I think we've wandered into a plie bar.'

"Dammit! I just realized, now I'm going to miss the appointment for my second shot."

'I think I like sitting here instead of in our back yard better. . . it's more interesting seen' what everybody's up to on our street. I guess we're just people persons.'

Return from a Suburban Party

"Here comes those birds you pulled last night, stout and bitter."

"I used to look forward to summer vacation. Thanks to coronavirus, I look forward to going back to school."