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"In the official language of the State of Florida, buzz off."

"I have no thumbs."

"I don't believe in you!"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

'Not...one...drop.'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

"I really like smart women."

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

Bad Hare Day

'Have you noticed it, too?'

Menu

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."

'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

The Middle-School Dance

The Crowd at Epsom Derby

Give that woman a Pink Squirrel! Give that man a black eye.

'Darling, I've brought mom round for tea! I hope it won't spoil my surprise!'