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Club Antisocial

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

His and Hers Wedding

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

Lovers' Leap

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"Well, the flocking together is amazing, but sometimes I wonder if that's all we have in common."

'No fooling around. I'm a very jealous guy.'