Social Group Explorer T-Shirts

'Clancy finds a pack to run with...'

Meet the Enemy

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Call me!"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

Larry David

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

Shy Man at Party

"I think I speak for all of us."

Heaven Has VIP

"Uh-oh. Mechanics."

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

How I lost 200 kilos of friends in just 3 months!

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

Silent Body Language

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'