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"I'll gather. Oog will hunt. And you'll invent daycare."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Call me!"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Auguste Comte

Larry David

'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Shy Man at Party

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

Heaven Has VIP

How I lost 200 kilos of friends in just 3 months!

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

"Uh-oh. Mechanics."

Silent Body Language

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

'I'm not ashamed to be married to you, but if the other geeks saw I married a beautiful woman, I'd lose my geek status.'

Men using naval terminology to describe people at the regatta ball

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

'Don't look now but I think we've wandered into a plie bar.'

Servants - The Governess

The Changing Health Insurance Plans