Social Network Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Congratulations! You have beaten Farmville! You may now return to your REAL life!'

Follow our interest rates on Twitter.

'That means friend me.'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'But I friended you on Facebook!'

Chasebook

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Networking

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Digital Fomo!

Bird Tweet.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Mark Zuckerberg

Ice shelfie.

Trick or Tweet

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."