Social Scene Surveyor T-Shirts

'A little bird told me, and another little bird verified it.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Glance Exchange

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Follow that cab!'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"What are you doing?"

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

Nervous at a party.

Take a pill so you won't be one.

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

'Not...one...drop.'

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

The United States of Amazement

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

Joe Hundredaire

Elegance & Social Distance

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!