Cat Enigma T-Shirts

"She's a great secretary, but she's always knocking things off my desk."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

The practical psychopath

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Switch on brain

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Yes, that person there...'

"Curiosity."

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'Because it's there!'

Question Mark

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'What's oriole sex'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout.

Questions

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

"Good luck with your interview. And remember, they can't discriminate based on how many lives you have left."

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"Simple - the magnesium ion set among four nitrogen ions is the porphyrn responsible for chlorophyll. Any other questions?"

"Estate sale"

Department of Metaphysics.

"Never stop learning"

"I've been thinking...why do you like me?"

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"You got BA in hacking and an MA in international sabotage? You're just what we're looking for."