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"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

'Well, so much for that theory!'

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"Good luck with your interview. And remember, they can't discriminate based on how many lives you have left."

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

"There he goes, filling their heads with ludicrous conspiracy theories about microchip implants and mass sterilisation programmes…"

'I'm sorry, but your husband's life insurance policy only covered his eighth life.'

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

'How can you not know if your cat is dead or alive, Mr Schrodinger?'

"Are you trying to get me nicked."

The cats of war

'It is dead, Schrodinger - I can smell it from here.'

One part of me loves cats. Another part, not so much.

The Truth about J.D.'s hatred of Cats.

"Don't pretend it's a pet, you're just too mean to buy an alarm clock!"

'... A raccoon, sure, even a skunk would be ok, but the cat?'

Cat-ME- swats man-YOW!'

"Just because I don't engage in that ridiculous slobbering, tail-wagging idiocy doesn't mean I don't care for you."

"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."

"You've got nine lives? Well then, you're going to need nine life insurance policies!"

Drunk man comes home through the cat flap.

"She's a great secretary, but she's always knocking things off my desk."

But you always said you enjoyed my cat stories.