"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"
Cat Vs. Dog Debater T-Shirts
Let their pet allegiance shine through with a witty t-shirt that playfully pits cats against dogs—perfect for casual wear and sparking conversations.
"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."
'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'
Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.
"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"
'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'
"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."
"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."
'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'
"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."
"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"
'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'
'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'
"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...
'I hereby sentence you to thirty days on a hot tin roof.'
Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.
"There he goes, filling their heads with ludicrous conspiracy theories about microchip implants and mass sterilisation programmes…"
'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'
"Are we sure he's the alpha?"
The cats of war
Quotes from dog lovers and dog haters.
Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!
The Truth about J.D.'s hatred of Cats.
'On a scale of '1 to 10', it shouldn't rate more than an '0'!'
A cat hearing a man say, 'It's a dog eat dog world out there,' thinks, 'Cats are SO much more civilized.'
When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'
'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'
Please tell me these dumb dogs can't climb.
"Just because I don't engage in that ridiculous slobbering, tail-wagging idiocy doesn't mean I don't care for you."
Pedigreed dog/Generic dog.
"You treat me like a dog."
"Yes, I do own a sewing machine. Why do you ask?"
Obedience School
"On scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being 'can't live without him', how close were you to the cat?"
Cat Vs. Dog Debater T-Shirts Collection
Cat Vs. Dog Debater Mugs
Discover our full range of humorous mugs that proudly showcase the cat vs. dog debate—perfect for pet lovers who love a good banter.
Cat Vs. Dog Debater Pillows
Find playful pillows that bring humor and personality into any pet lover’s space—perfect for cats, dogs, and their debate.
Cat Vs. Dog Debater Prints
Browse our art prints that humorously highlight the eternal cat vs. dog rivalry—add some witty decor to your home or gift list.