Dog Vs Cat Debates T-Shirts

"Just because I don't engage in that ridiculous slobbering, tail-wagging idiocy doesn't mean I don't care for you."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Well, so much for that theory!'

'I hereby sentence you to thirty days on a hot tin roof.'

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

"There he goes, filling their heads with ludicrous conspiracy theories about microchip implants and mass sterilisation programmes…"

'Begging at the table again, eh?'

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

The cats of war

"Boy that was a cryptic message you left with my mum! OK, I've come to park with a bat, now what?"

Foreign language tape.

The Truth about J.D.'s hatred of Cats.

A cat hearing a man say, 'It's a dog eat dog world out there,' thinks, 'Cats are SO much more civilized.'

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

Please tell me these dumb dogs can't climb.

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."

"You treat me like a dog."

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