Dog Vs Cat Debates Pillows

"Just because I don't engage in that ridiculous slobbering, tail-wagging idiocy doesn't mean I don't care for you."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'I hereby sentence you to thirty days on a hot tin roof.'

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

'Begging at the table again, eh?'

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

The cats of war

"Boy that was a cryptic message you left with my mum! OK, I've come to park with a bat, now what?"

Foreign language tape.

The Truth about J.D.'s hatred of Cats.

A cat hearing a man say, 'It's a dog eat dog world out there,' thinks, 'Cats are SO much more civilized.'

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

Please tell me these dumb dogs can't climb.

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."

Obedience School