Humorous Cat Debates Pillows

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

101 uses of a dead cat: peg leg

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

"Allow Me"

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Nerg and Ooma Invent the Wheel.

Cat Nightmares

"Occupied!"