Cat Vs. Dog Debates Pillows

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Well, so much for that theory!'

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

'I hereby sentence you to thirty days on a hot tin roof.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

"There he goes, filling their heads with ludicrous conspiracy theories about microchip implants and mass sterilisation programmes…"

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

'Begging at the table again, eh?'

The cats of war

Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!

Foreign language tape.

The Truth about J.D.'s hatred of Cats.

'... A raccoon, sure, even a skunk would be ok, but the cat?'

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

A cat hearing a man say, 'It's a dog eat dog world out there,' thinks, 'Cats are SO much more civilized.'

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

Please tell me these dumb dogs can't climb.

"Just because I don't engage in that ridiculous slobbering, tail-wagging idiocy doesn't mean I don't care for you."

"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."

"You treat me like a dog."

Obedience School

"On scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being 'can't live without him', how close were you to the cat?"