Cats Vs. Dogs Pillows

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"This does not make us friends."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Good book?'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

Dog makes cats float with helium.

'I hereby sentence you to thirty days on a hot tin roof.'

His worst nightmares had come true.

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

'Begging at the table again, eh?'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

'Think about it, Marvin... If it's the cat's birthday, why is he giving US a cake???'

The cats of war

Foreign language tape.

"Meow?"

'Do we have an exit strategy?'

Please tell me these dumb dogs can't climb.

"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."

Meowing Dog Sent to the Naughty Corner.

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

Purr Pressure

"Just because I don't engage in that ridiculous slobbering, tail-wagging idiocy doesn't mean I don't care for you."

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."

"You treat me like a dog."