Enigma Explorer Gifts

'Finley's working on the tax code.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Baby rocks!

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'She's still a novice yet.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"You want proof? There's your proof."

Chemistry Improv Theater

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

Mobius Comic Strip.

Nano technology.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

Black Hole Research Institute has no outbox.

"But wait, there's more."

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

'I know I told you this wouldn't hurt, but, if it does, raise your trunk or something.'

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"It's the call of Cthulhu."