Fan Of The Unexpected Gifts

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"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Isn't life ironic

'I found the termites!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Traffic Cone Monsters

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"What a way to go."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

The Bonvoy Age...

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

'Giraffe'

As Lucanus, a giant bug, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into Franz Kafka.

Cockroach Costume

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

False starts.

'Excuse me, sir. Can I interest you in a timeshare property?'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'I don't mind the haunting. I mind the droppings.'

To the Aquarium

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

"You're either going to have a fish supper or you're going to lose your memory."

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

'I still think you're lucky -- sitting in the corner isn't much of a punishment for TREASON.'