People Who Love The Unexpected Gifts

"You don't either have a previous engagement!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Traffic Cone Monsters

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Route 666.

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'Giraffe'

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

To the Aquarium

Book ratings.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Your marriage proposal couldn't have been any more romantic. Can we finish our first date before I give you my answer?'

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

'Philosophize!'

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

Fish who dropped out of the school

"Enjoy!"

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

"Congratulations, you just bought the book WE put up for auction!"