People Who Love The Unexpected Gifts

"You don't either have a previous engagement!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Traffic Cone Monsters

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Route 666.

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'Giraffe'

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

To the Aquarium

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Book ratings.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"You say you don't own a weapon...so what's with all this ammo in your closet?"

'Your marriage proposal couldn't have been any more romantic. Can we finish our first date before I give you my answer?'

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

Piñata Blackjack

Fish who dropped out of the school

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

"Enjoy!"

'Philosophize!'

That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen.

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

"Congratulations, you just bought the book WE put up for auction!"