Lovers Of The Unexpected Gifts

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

It began as a morning like any other ......................

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Traffic Cone Monsters

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Route 666.

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

'Giraffe'

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."

'Wake up - the dolphin has stolen our palm tree'

To the Aquarium

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

Book ratings.

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

This week in tentacles

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."