Lovers Of The Unexpected Gifts

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

It began as a morning like any other ......................

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Traffic Cone Monsters

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Route 666.

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

'Giraffe'

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

'How was I to know the doctor's license was only a baseball card?'

To the Aquarium

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."

'Wake up - the dolphin has stolen our palm tree'

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

Book ratings.

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

How many Christmas gifts did you get this year? I got over a dozen. Seriously? No single, childless adult with very little family and only one friend can possibly get that many Christmas gifts. Unless ... by "got," you meant ... I had Amazon wrap them all. I like to be surprised.