Lover Of Unexpected Stories Gifts

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Traffic Cone Monsters

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Route 666.

'How was your luck, dear?'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

False starts.

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

'Giraffe'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

"When we left off last night, we were on page 15 of the National Intelligence Estimate. "

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

To the Aquarium

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

Route 666

'Bill got sacked, sleeps on a park bend and eats dog food. He's the most motivational speaker we've ever had.'

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 2.

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

"Congratulations, you just bought the book WE put up for auction!"

"Anyway, long story short, I'm a believer in the old adage 'Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life,' so that's why I became an insurance adjuster."

Fish who dropped out of the school

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'