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'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

While You Were Out: We Moved!

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I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Route 666.

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

'How was your luck, dear?'

'Giraffe'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

False starts.

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

"When we left off last night, we were on page 15 of the National Intelligence Estimate. "

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

To the Aquarium

Route 666

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 2.

"You say you don't own a weapon...so what's with all this ammo in your closet?"

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

'Bill got sacked, sleeps on a park bend and eats dog food. He's the most motivational speaker we've ever had.'

Piñata Blackjack

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

Fish who dropped out of the school

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

"Congratulations, you just bought the book WE put up for auction!"