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'Would you like to come in and make yourself uncomfortable?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

A private jet takes off

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Traffic Cone Monsters

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

Storage Unit of Love

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

We learn by doing

Route 666.

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

“It's his first hibachi.”

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

To the Aquarium

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

'Don't just gulp it down like that! Smell the bouquet, savour the flavour on your palate!'

Fish who dropped out of the school

"Are you 'distinguished connoisseur of offbeat eating establishments'?"

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

"Enjoy!"

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

'I'm glad out parents aren't hung up about not spoiling us.'

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.

Bearded lady and stiltwalker at breakfast.