Lover Of Unconventional Experiences Mugs

'Would you like to come in and make yourself uncomfortable?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

A private jet takes off

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Traffic Cone Monsters

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Storage Unit of Love

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

We learn by doing

Route 666.

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Easter Island Rock Climber

“It's his first hibachi.”

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

To the Aquarium

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

Piñata Blackjack

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

Fish who dropped out of the school

"Enjoy!"

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

'I'm glad out parents aren't hung up about not spoiling us.'

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

'Don't just gulp it down like that! Smell the bouquet, savour the flavour on your palate!'

"Are you 'distinguished connoisseur of offbeat eating establishments'?"

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.