Lover Of Unusual Humor Mugs

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

Apple Pie Abduction

"Bless You."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

Route 666.

"Sir? - it's clowntime."

'When he drinks too much he starts eating bollocks.'

Ink Eraser

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

"I'm suffering from TeaParytyitis."

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

'What are you implying?'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

Sex Score

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

Golfer in a tree.

'Pavlov's first experiment'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'