Lovers Of Unconventional Humor Mugs

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Returns"

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Cow Pat Planning

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"He still hasn't figured out how to get out of his invisible cubicle."

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

"Control yourselves!... I only said you may kiss the bride!"

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

STILL LIVES - 'I never know if I'm coming or going with you!'

'That's what you get for discovering gravity, Sir Isaac.'

'Jogging is a great exercise for a tit man!'

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

"Whoa whoa whoa, I haven't even told you my safe word yet!"

One of the disciples fools around at the Last Supper.

The Grim Raker

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

What'll it be, hon'? I'll have the illusion that you calling me "hon" means you want me.