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"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

"Bless You."

Apple Pie Abduction

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'When he drinks too much he starts eating bollocks.'

Ink Eraser

"Sir? - it's clowntime."

Route 666.

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

Mom's Diner: I do and do and do for you and what thanks do I get? How about your business? Is that too much to ask?

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

Road signs of Aging

"I'm suffering from TeaParytyitis."

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'What are you implying?'

"You really miss the old grandfather, don't you dear."

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Golfer in a tree.

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

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