Lover Of The Unconventional Gifts

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

Fish who dropped out of the school

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I gotta be me!"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Traffic Cone Monsters

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"What a way to go."

Baseball.

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

UFO and snowman

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Route 666.

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

Flower tribute

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

Chiantis In Translation

Spoonstock.

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

A Heated Argument

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.