Lovers Of Odd Achievements T-Shirts

World record attempt: Most days in a row wearing the same pair of gym socks.

"I love you, you big fool."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Disco Dancing

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

Storage Unit of Love

Route 666.

'Kids today are so imaginative!'

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

River Source

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

'Go long!'

'Wake up - the dolphin has stolen our palm tree'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

He's practising for his slot standing on the plinth not saying anything next October

'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

I buy anything.

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

This week in tentacles

'Centre for the study of obscure and useless things.'

Church of St. Mary the Contrary.

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

High wire acrobat balancing with two heads.

'Hey, at least I'm not a cliche.'

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'