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"If females are XX and males are XY, then what is YYY?"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Bashful in Nashville

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Karaoke night.

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Jerry Lordan

George Martin

Musical genres

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Foxy lady

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Nick Cave.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Keyboard player

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Christine McVie

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."