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"If females are XX and males are XY, then what is YYY?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Bashful in Nashville

Jerry Lordan

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Musical genres

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Foxy lady

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Christine McVie

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Keyboard player

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"