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"I like big butts and I cannot lie!"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Bashful in Nashville

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Veloci-Rapper

Rap-scallions

Jerry Lordan

George Martin

Karaoke night.

7 More Dwarfs

Musical genres

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Beware of Dawg.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'