Love Song Listener T-Shirts

Karaoke. All of me ... Why not take all of me ...

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Try me/try me/try me...

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Love birds playing a guitar.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Clive Anderson

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

Famous Like Song

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

'She saw right through me.'

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

Things can only get worse...

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

"Sorry, I was driving under the influence of a bull market radio report."

Stork and baby

"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."

Street signs in Motown.

Love Birds love singing to each other

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"All you need is love."

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"