Love Song Listener Gifts

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Try me/try me/try me...

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Love birds playing a guitar.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Famous Like Song

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

'She saw right through me.'

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

Things can only get worse...

Stork and baby

"Sorry, I was driving under the influence of a bull market radio report."

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."

Street signs in Motown.

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

Love Birds love singing to each other

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"And now, here's Linda Blanton, our WJM deflation fighter."

Santa hears mention of Christmas on the radio.