Love Song Lyricist Gifts

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"I always thought love made the world go round."

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

"Swing me with your words."

Love birds playing a guitar.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

Noel Coward

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

'Moon, June...'

"Moon….June Croon….Loon… …Tycoon"

It may not be catchy, but "I Got Those Capital Gains Tax Blues" sure works here on Wall Street.

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

Dolores O'Riordan

"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."