Love Letter Lyricist Gifts

Angry heart.

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Santa called but you were out!

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

I love you.

"I always thought love made the world go round."

"Swing me with your words."

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"How many letters can you read?"

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Literary rain

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Fine Print Letters

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Reading the love-letter

"We think it had something to do with love."