Love Letter Lyricist Mugs

Angry heart.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

I love you.

"I always thought love made the world go round."

"Swing me with your words."

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"How many letters can you read?"

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Fine Print Letters

Literary rain

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Reading the love-letter

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

"We think it had something to do with love."

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."