Love Letter Artist Mugs

'She spends hours on that fire to her boyfriend'.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Santa called but you were out!

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

I love you.

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

A stylized man in pyjamas

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How many letters can you read?"

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

Literary rain

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Fine Print Letters

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Reading the love-letter

"We think it had something to do with love."

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'