Love Song Lyricist Pillows

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

"I always thought love made the world go round."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Love birds playing a guitar.

"Swing me with your words."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"Moon….June Croon….Loon… …Tycoon"

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

'Moon, June...'

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

Dolores O'Riordan

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

Rick decides to save his real lyrics for when someone is actually listening.