Love Song Performer Pillows

Love Birds love singing to each other

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

Love birds playing a guitar.

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Ok, I get it, you're happy and you know it. Now quit clapping."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

Will Self does karaoke

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

"It's my pet mouse, Elvis. He was caught in a trap."

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

'I don't wan't to talk - let's sing a duet!'

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"