Love Song Lover Mugs

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Bashful in Nashville

Jerry Lordan

Love birds playing a guitar.

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Musical genres

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Foxy lady

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Christine McVie

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

Keyboard player