Amplifier Aficionados Gifts

Plum jam...

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Musician feedback card

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Musician plugged into amp.

"Romance"

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'May I use the amplifier tonight, Dad?'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'Well, no wonder -- you should have had it winterized.'

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

audiobooks...

The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave.

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"I find things go around in cycles."

Human Resources...Cyborg Resources.