Amplifier Aficionado Gifts

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Have you seen my amplifier.'

Roadie rage.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

I.T. Fear

My other cello is a Stradivari

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Plum jam...

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Brat"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

"Is there an audio edition?"

Musician plugged into amp.

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Music Freak.

Musician feedback card

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"Romance"

"Turn down the bass."

Older and wiser