Amplifier Aficionado Pillows

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Have you seen my amplifier.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

I.T. Fear

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Plum jam...

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Brat"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Musician plugged into amp.

Musician feedback card

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Romance"

"Turn down the bass."

Music Freak.

"Being heard got me where I am today."

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

Older and wiser

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".