Woofer Enthusiasts Pillows

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Plum jam...

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"The subwoofers really help."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Musician feedback card

"Romance"

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Musical Accidents

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

audiobooks...

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

"There is nothing wrong with our sound levels!!" "Can you speak up a bit? We can�t hear a word your saying..."

'Have you seen my amplifier.'