Woofing Enthusiast Pillows

On strike - Do your own barking.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Tong!"

Artist and Musician

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"The subwoofers really help."

King of Music.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

I love Harmonica

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

Cellist

A masked man serenading

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

The Gong

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Musicians on a beach

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"He's sending an instant message."

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'